tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-46159129110969017392024-02-18T20:21:58.220-06:00SMUGGLER'S TALES FROM JAILS"They spit out the word 'inmate' here like a cat with a furball!" ~Gary Brooks WaidAnonymoushttp://www.blogger.com/profile/04180434325687486352noreply@blogger.comBlogger20125truetag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4615912911096901739.post-17433786321228720052014-12-10T21:34:00.000-06:002014-12-10T21:34:40.638-06:00
"Inmates and
guards had both told me that Dead Serious was into steroid cycles. I
have no idea if that was true, but throughout the triangle and
especially across the street at Florida State Prison, there was (and is)
a big problem with uncontrolled roid rage among guards. My neighbor in
G-dorm, an 18 year veteran convict of the area, told me tales of skinny
young uniforms (Anonymoushttp://www.blogger.com/profile/04180434325687486352noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4615912911096901739.post-77608129260742946152010-06-19T21:50:00.001-05:002010-06-21T14:42:05.645-05:00BARTIME STORIES FROM STARKE(COULD be fiction)
"Hi Guys, Here's a thing I did way back at FSP. Found it the other day cleaning. It's sick humor. Take care, Gary"
PS: "Kay, please thank people for their letters, etc....It is way cool to get mail, but I can't answer everyone, as I only have a little time at night."
....at a Tavern in Starke one Quiet AfternoonAnonymoushttp://www.blogger.com/profile/04180434325687486352noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4615912911096901739.post-55575009721339823422010-06-19T21:23:00.003-05:002010-06-21T14:57:41.708-05:00LOVERBOYSTIRRING THE SOUP AGAIN
Follow-up on the Saga of Sergeant Barry Neil "Bullethead" JohnsonWARNING:You are going to have to get past your phobias about 'bad words' and taboo topics to get the hard-hitting punch of this story. The DOC and other 'law enforcement' agencies are making it possible for child molesting guards to stay on the street. The next child they hurtAnonymoushttp://www.blogger.com/profile/04180434325687486352noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4615912911096901739.post-7492199739038032282010-06-19T21:01:00.000-05:002010-06-19T21:01:24.995-05:00BOOING UP BECRAFT Disclaimer: Author must here assert unequivocally his right to remain detached from the goings-on in this piece. Further, the author can't possibly know any of the histories of the participants nor be familiar with any, undoubtedly horrific crimes that may have been attributed in the past to inmates and guards here mentioned. The author is just as wide-eyed as you are and Anonymoushttp://www.blogger.com/profile/04180434325687486352noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4615912911096901739.post-57474696141555383692010-06-19T20:30:00.000-05:002010-06-19T20:30:58.190-05:00THE BO-RICKER BOO GAME(Or how I "blew rec")~*~
Bo-ricker (Bo-rik-ka): Untrue or disingenuous statement, belief or practice. Something that is bo-ricker is said to be poorly thought out, untrue, or maliciously intended. Syn: bullshit.
Boo Game: See below.
Blow Rec: Lose your edge. Become sloppy. Get old. Opposite of "Got Game."Ta-daa. I'm baack...!If it's not one thing it's another, though. Sometimes I just want to Anonymoushttp://www.blogger.com/profile/04180434325687486352noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4615912911096901739.post-3127050916306735452010-06-19T19:47:00.000-05:002010-06-19T19:47:23.153-05:00ABOUT SANITY This short piece is one-sided; I don't even pretend to offer an opposing argument.
But as far as I'm concerned, the other side has had their say. For years.
So I don't apologize. If you disagree with me, write Kay Lee.
I'm just expressing a thought... gbw
Jimmy Sellers (not his real name) is mildly retarded. You can tell just by looking at him, but if he decides to speak, there'll be an Anonymoushttp://www.blogger.com/profile/04180434325687486352noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4615912911096901739.post-62033690100726055502010-06-18T23:33:00.005-05:002010-06-21T15:43:28.379-05:00FOOD FIGHT
FOOD FIGHT
HEY, 'JOHN
FROM HAMILTON' - YOU'RE CHALLENGED TO A FOOD FIGHT
WARNING:
ALL OF GARY
WAID'S TALES CONTAIN "BAD" WORDS: If you don't let that stop you from reading
his work, you will discover excellent lessons presented in a simple,
hard-hitting, humorous manner. With Gary Waid, you never miss the point!
This Smuggler's
Tale is Gary's response to a letter foundAnonymoushttp://www.blogger.com/profile/04180434325687486352noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4615912911096901739.post-20486071771858410712010-06-18T22:22:00.000-05:002010-06-18T22:22:02.707-05:00DRESSING THE PIGThe following is solely a product of my imagination, for entertainment purposes only. (wink) ~Gary Brooks WaidHi Kay and pals,I hope everybody had a nice holiday. This was my seventh behind bars and personally I’m glad it’s over. The season isn’t much fun in prison, sort of an exercise in misdirection. Here at River Junction Work Camp (and throughout the Florida State Anonymoushttp://www.blogger.com/profile/04180434325687486352noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4615912911096901739.post-91162142309234617892010-06-18T21:26:00.001-05:002010-06-18T21:34:37.520-05:00SHOO FLY
One afternoon this last November I was violently cursed by one of the old-guard officers of the Starke/Raiford triangle here at New River "Correctional" Institution East. A small thing, you might say; I'm an inmate, after all. But life is built from small things, tiny freedoms, indentures and conditions to be observed, deserved or not. I'm an inmate, true, but I'm not a dog. She Anonymoushttp://www.blogger.com/profile/04180434325687486352noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4615912911096901739.post-71396613603274841762010-06-18T21:01:00.001-05:002010-06-18T21:34:49.786-05:00PACO’S GIFTAs you may or may not know, I write a lot of stuff. And some of it is not appropriate for the web site (or I’m reluctant to use it because it’s self-serving or it’s about something unrelated or it’s too irreverent or whatever). Other pieces fall in the never never land of not being appropriate for ANYTHING exactly. This next piece is one of those. I wrote itAnonymoushttp://www.blogger.com/profile/04180434325687486352noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4615912911096901739.post-72362889093970401752010-06-18T16:27:00.002-05:002010-06-18T21:35:03.347-05:00A VISIT WITH DR. DROP-YOUR-PANTSAUTHOR'S NOTE: The following story is complete hooey! That's right - Balderdash. Nobody here-mentioned is an actual person (living or dead), and none of this stuff happened. In fact, I didn't even write this thing, I found it under a watermelon out on the prison farm, where I hang out a lot these days picking things because I love it and it's fun, and because the Anonymoushttp://www.blogger.com/profile/04180434325687486352noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4615912911096901739.post-10972258371357882572010-06-18T12:32:00.004-05:002010-06-18T21:35:15.904-05:00NOT IN OUR SINK YOU DON'T - with updateKay, there is a situation here involving another federal inmate that one of your readers may be able to help with.
Mr. Zafar Mian is a Muslin, a very devout man born in India, but a citizen of Pakistan (as well as the U.S.). I first noticed him when my group of feds got off the bus briefly at Central Florida Reception Center (Lake Butler) on our way to be processed in. The D.O.CAnonymoushttp://www.blogger.com/profile/04180434325687486352noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4615912911096901739.post-51034769553256469162010-06-17T22:22:00.004-05:002010-06-19T22:25:19.323-05:00WHY IS THE INVESTIGATOR SO ANGRY?An update on the investigations into guard violence
at Florida State Prison and its work (Satellite) camp.
9-6-99
WHY IS THE INVESTIGATOR SO ANGRY?Kay Lee
It seems the D.O.C. is mounting an investigation of sorts. Send a copy of this letter to whomever you wish. Maybe Michael Moore (Sec. of DOC) needs one. And the Miami Herald. Take Care,Gary Brooks WaidOnAnonymoushttp://www.blogger.com/profile/04180434325687486352noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4615912911096901739.post-11816162571431618702010-04-13T11:00:00.003-05:002010-06-18T21:35:29.346-05:00A CRAZY MAN JUST SMILED AT MEAUTHOR'S NOTE: If I use a capital letter to indicate an officer, the letter will be random.
There's a lot of mental illness in prison, more than in the rest of the world. Or at least it's more obvious. When I was at New River West, half the guys I met were fresh roasted, some of them dangerously so. Tell your children: If you break the law and go to prison, Anonymoushttp://www.blogger.com/profile/04180434325687486352noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4615912911096901739.post-43463134993539482512010-04-12T23:02:00.004-05:002010-06-18T21:35:41.691-05:00THE BEST OF THE BEST - An American Story AUTHOR'S NOTE: IF YOU ARE NORMAL, with normal thought processes and so forth, then the story you are about to read will upset you. You won't walk away unaffected. This piece is not journalism. I don't do that ever; I take a stand, and for that I make no apology. But truth be told, I didn't write this piece. Not exactly, anyway. I listened to a man and tried to Anonymoushttp://www.blogger.com/profile/04180434325687486352noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4615912911096901739.post-32235909451326756872010-04-12T21:38:00.005-05:002010-06-18T21:35:53.727-05:00LAKE BUTLER NIGHTMARE
Recently the Federal Bureau of Prisons traded thirty minimum-security, non-violent inmates to the Florida Department of Corrections in exchange for thirty maximum-security state inmates. I am one of the thirty Federal prisoners, a marijuana offender, used as barter.
I was moved in secret, in ignorance, in chains, from F.C.I. Texarkana, through Oklahoma Transfer Center, to F.D.C. Miami, Anonymoushttp://www.blogger.com/profile/04180434325687486352noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4615912911096901739.post-55556890406020705502010-04-11T23:18:00.003-05:002010-06-18T21:36:04.772-05:00A PLAGUE OF PRIAPRISMS UNLOOSEDHi Kay and Pals. As I said, this may not be so suitable for the web. On the other hand, people probably expect me to be a bit irreverent. And it's not about River Junction, it's about the whole meatball. WARNING!Dear Reader(s):
This may be the silliest story I've ever written. And the most disgusting. I mean it. This thing will offend everyone, even those nice people inAnonymoushttp://www.blogger.com/profile/04180434325687486352noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4615912911096901739.post-12437908284966764082010-04-11T22:03:00.004-05:002010-06-18T21:36:15.621-05:00Of LIARS AND LIESI have an announcement to make (Ta-Daa-):
I've finally come to the end of my time of sanctions - a required cycle of punishment lasting four months. Soon I'll be able to enjoy all the advantages of the well behaved. The weight pile will spread its arms for me; my muscles will bulge; my skin will sparkle. And should there be something in school I want to study, I'll be able to apply and get on Anonymoushttp://www.blogger.com/profile/04180434325687486352noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4615912911096901739.post-27174979449522054112010-04-10T21:27:00.001-05:002010-06-19T21:36:08.324-05:00FROM BEHIND THE WIRE: Be My ValentineUncensored Words about River Junction
Hi Kay and friends, It’s been a long time since I’ve written, I know. I have no excuse except fatigue. Those last weeks in the joint wore me out.
Things I became tired of:
Living with men.
Showering with men.
Peeing with men.
Men.
But I’m out of prison now; my last day was June 17, 2002, and my brother and his Anonymoushttp://www.blogger.com/profile/04180434325687486352noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4615912911096901739.post-60740178658295841722009-06-19T21:40:00.000-05:002010-06-19T21:44:54.397-05:00GIMME MY TOILET PAPERHi Kay, I tried to write up a little bit about you know what. Here's the paper. Flush it if you want to, or line the potty . . . or print it for the sake of the DOC guards who aren't telling the whole story. Gary Waid
Thursday 08/29/2002 6:52:33pm
Name: UCI
Your Location: RAIFORD, FL
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